Are you a smartass? Take our simple test to find out!
Can you:
- Sit on a newspaper and read today's top stories?
- Sit on an ice cream cone and tell what flavor it is?
- Tell the difference between your hole and an ass on the ground.
- Emit multi-scented flatulence in Pine Forest, Ocean Mist and new Frat Kegger Morning After?
If you have even read this far, you are probably a smartass.
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